Wednesday, December 26, 2007
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,
'Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.'
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.I love you and it's the perfect time,' Pedro begged.
'But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the
moon.' replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.'
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, 'OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu.
'Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
'Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.'
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! :)
NOW GET DIRTY THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR MIND PPL :P
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and remember Jesus is the Reason for the Season!!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Wish you all a Happy Eid.. enjoy the Holidays !! :)
Monday, December 17, 2007
Rule 1: Life is not fair; get used to it.
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
Rule 4: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger-flipping; they called it opportunity.
Rule 5: If you screw up, it's not your parents' fault so don't whine about your mistakes. Learn from them.
Rule 6: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off, and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 7: Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the
coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 8: Be nice to nerds. You might end up working for one.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said! So, that's why!"
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
7. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
8. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is Gone!"
9. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
10. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
11. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
12. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
14. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
15. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
16. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
17. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
18. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
19. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
20. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
21. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
22. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
