Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Heart Transplant
An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises. Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally, a Jew was located who had similar type of the blood who willingly donated his blood to the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card for giving his blood along with an expensive piece of diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.

Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again. His doctors telephoned the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card and a jar of Almond Roca sweets. The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate much the Jew's kind gesture as he has done previously. So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not so generous manner.The Arab replied "Ya HABIBI, I have Jewish blood now, remember...!"

it`s true when they say.."yihhh shouu yahoudii"


16 Comments:

Blogger Fonzy said...

LOL... nice one:)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol nice nice

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont think it was that funny...just bcoz that the guy being jewish and "donated" blodd, it wont change the whole thought process of an arab guy! its indeed stupid to think that having jewsih blood can change the way we think and behave. If that was the case, having an account in citibank and drinking coke and bebsi will make us all jews.jokes are good, but sarcastic ones which forget the human values are not good for us good muslims. May allah help the jewish guy....atleast he have no partiality

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehe..That's funny!

Anon.. First of all, it's a JOKE = Nokta = Hazoura! So, don't take it seriously!

Second thing's, yeah it is a humanitarian case- bas if this was a real life situation, I don't think the jew would donate blood to the Arab guy...

Don't worry about the image that Arab reflect of themselves... kel shakhs mas2ool 3an tasarofato..

Blogger Fonzy said...

chikappai.. i couldnt have replied in a better way, nice response. I personally would have said:

Anonymous: SHUT THE F**K UP!

Blogger Noush0 said...

yeap yeap its nice:)

Anony Dude,Its only a Joke..i bet you were just kidding!!pls tell me that you were:)you dont have to take it so personal,ppl make jockes on everyone jews,arabs,americans that doesnt mean were insulting anyone(somehow) some ppl deserve it though!!

Plus i totally agree with chika..kel shakhs mas2ool 3an tasarofato..your image doest count on what kind of passport you cary..dont tell me all arabs are perfect now,or all jews are bad,it depends on the environment that your leaving in !!
Plus..he got the diamond and a new Rolls Royce car:P,,,so dont think his gonna complain!!

Chika..you rock girl,your so right :)

LOL
SO funny!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

FONZY: TAKE THIS WITH YOUR DAD. IF YOU DAD TAUGHT YOU TO BEHAVE THIS WAY, YOU BETTER PRACTCE IT WITH HIM.

CHIKA...SURE...YOU SAID IT DECENTLY...I SHOULD AGREE...BUT I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF SUCH HELPING HANDS. MAY BE WE SHOULD LOOK OUT MORE TO THE WORLD...JEWS HELPING MUSLIMS...MUSLIMS HELPING XTIANS...CHRISTIANS HELPING MUSLIMS..HINDUS HELPING MUSLIMS...AND MORE AND MORE....

NOUSH...YEAH TRUE...NOT ALL ARABS ARE GOOD AND NOT ALL JEWS ARE BAD...I AGREE...

IN MY FONT MEMORY OF A JEWISH FRIEND AND HIS FAMILY IN UK, WHO HELPED ME, MY FAMILY REGARDLESS OF OUR RELIGION AND ETHNICITY...I PERSONALLY EXPERIENCED IT FROM JEWS

Blogger Fonzy said...

Anonymous. at least i know a joke when i see one. And why dont u come and i will practice it with u. Go get urself a sense of humour, and while ur at it, a life.

Blogger Noush0 said...

Anon:

pls behave your language..we were just kidding..bas it seems you dont have that sense of humour and im sorry to say this kind of ppl are not welcomed in my blog..and i have no comment on what you have said!

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Blogger Noush0 said...

Anon:

DONT YOU DAIR AND VISIT MY BLOG AGAIN..SICK PPL LIKE YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED...YOUR JUST SICK!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey anon, am not some freggin racist and I ain’t saying Muslims are better, in fact if you visit all of our blogs you will know that for a fact..

Yeah, we humans help each other I cannot deny and I wouldn’t hesitate to help if I can, any one men ai jenseya aw deen (bas akeid fe awlaweyat) :)

Your problem’s you took it so personally .. dude chill out and one piece of advice, If you wanna go through blogs o comment, even if you are pissed off or offended, do it in a better way (even if you are named “anon”)..

We all have blogs, we are all entitled to writing what we want or feel... at the same time act maturely

Blogger Fonzy said...

hehe noush! why did u delete the comments?? i missed out on a fight? I wanted to kick that chicken's ass.. hiding behind anonymous and doesnt have the gutts to show himself. Chikka said.. get lost anon!! :)

Blogger Noush0 said...

Fonz: Khalli walli :)

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